I've Heard It All Now

Old 01-14-2010, 09:04 PM
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In Boston, Massachusetts there is a cat named Sal Esposito. This cat recently got a notice of jury duty. The owners called the courthouse to tell them that Sal is not a human, but they were told that is no excuse. He has to show up for jury duty. I would love to see the look on the judge's face.

People are just plain idiotic when it comes to rules and regulations.
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:16 PM
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he's innocent!
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Old 01-14-2010, 09:17 PM
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Oh geeze!
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Old 01-14-2010, 10:34 PM
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He'll probably get picked.
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Old 01-14-2010, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bj
He'll probably get picked.
BJ that has me laughing

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With some of the jurers that I have seen, I'm sure Sal would do a better job.
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Originally Posted by Margie
Originally Posted by bj
He'll probably get picked.
BJ that has me laughing

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LMBO :thumbup:
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Left paw on the Bible, raise your right paw and say "I sollomly (sp.?) swear to........................... :twisted: :twisted:
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Old 01-15-2010, 04:45 AM
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I hope there is a lunch voucher for tuna included.. hey, maybe he signed up.. $5 a day for watching idiots yab? lots of tuna in that $5.. I think the cat did it.
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Too funny!
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