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Thread: A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

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    I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
    Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth.
    "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself...

    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth,
    I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
    Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bit?
    So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
    The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp.
    I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

    A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot.
    There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
    Life is good in the South.
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    funny story! did you catch any fish??

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    Too funny.

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    That's good.

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    cute story, from the land of Jack Daniels. Yes, life is good in the South

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    Very funny

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    good story

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    lol Barb

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    Funny!!!

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    Maybe the snake wanted more Jack Daniels and willing to trade the frogs for it. :)

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