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Thread: JOKE: 10 Rules For Men

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    10 rules for men



    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

    2. It's important to have a woman who cooks from time to time.

    3. It's important to have a woman who keeps the house clean.

    4. It's important to have a woman who has a job.

    5. It's important to have a woman who likes you.

    6. It's important to have a woman who can be your very best friend.

    7. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    8. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, who doesn't lie to you.

    9. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed.

    10. It's very, very important that these nine women do not know each other


    Sincerely,
    Tiger Woods

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    Very funny! But I really didn't need to know that you virus checked it - several times. :lol: :lol:

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    Thanks Butterfly-sent this one right to my son (who has sent me many Tiger jokes that I can't pass on LOL!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisanne
    Very funny! But I really didn't need to know that you virus checked it - several times. :lol: :lol:
    LOL! i virus check everything i post. but i try to remember to delete that.

    thanks. done.

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    Aw, sheesh, I thought the virus checks at the end were hilarious!

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    Bflywing (my GD"s would love that tag name!)

    Oh so funny sending it on as well!

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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    lh, are you freezing up there?

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Lucky for me (and Hans!) that I'm all those things except #4! :mrgreen:

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    too cute.

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