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Old 01-30-2012, 06:03 AM
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This was an interview on the Jay Leno Show where he was interviewing a woman 101 years old. He asked her if she had any cute stories to share from her life. She told him that she was walking down the street a while ago on a very windy day. She was holding onto her hat with both hands to keep in from blowing off. A young man came up to her and said, "Maam, you need to let go of your hat. Your skirt is blowing up and we can see everything you own." She said she told him "Sonny, what you are seeing is 101 years old, but this hat is brand new."
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Old 01-30-2012, 07:02 AM
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Really! See, we do get wiser as we age.
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True wisdom from elders
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Old 01-31-2012, 05:34 AM
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love it, cute.
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Old 01-31-2012, 06:05 AM
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This is funny!
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NEVER, EVER, mess with old people. J J
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Love it. Who want's to lose a new hat?
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so good ----------WHY OH WHY, DOES THIS WRETCHED BOARD NOT ALLOW MY POST------TOO SHORT, DO THEY WANT HYPERBOLE????????
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Funny for sure !! thanks for sharing !!


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Too cute! Thanx!
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