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Thread: JOKE: Advice to an Old Guy

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    JOKE: Advice to an Old Guy

    An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was

    nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

    The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    Sadly, it would probably work! lol

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    Soooo funny but yep, like jutkaau said, it would work! LOL
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    Funny but probably true.

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    So true...lol.
    Linda

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    Dh said, works every time.

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    That is too funny!

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    Super Member Teacup's Avatar
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    I think that's a wonderful machine!
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