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Thread: Joke for Alaska People

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Subject: Missing Wife

    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
    answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife,"
    said one trooper...

    "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

    The troopers looked at each other.

    One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
    news. Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."


    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
    your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."

    "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound
    king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her and we feel you
    are entitled to a share in the catch."

    Stunned, ! Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great
    news?"

    The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."

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    gruesomely funny ;-)

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    lol

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    That is awful, but I am laughing anyway!

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    That was sooo funny. You must spend a lot of time looking for jokes. You always have so many.

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    IF that don't explain Sarah Palin.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jingleberry
    That was sooo funny. You must spend a lot of time looking for jokes. You always have so many.
    you can believe it or not, but i don't look for them at all. they get sent to me by my sister, daughter, daughter-in-law and cousin. i just pass some of them on. some, i keep to myself. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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