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Thread: JOKE: Could I See Just One?

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    Could I See Just One?
    A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

    "Hi, is Tony home?"

    "No, he went to the store."

    "Well, you mind if I wait?"

    "No, come in."

    They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

    Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

    They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

    Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

    A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over."

    Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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    [b]LMAO!!

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    oh my goodness, Bw! If I was Nora, I'd be $200.00 richer, and hubby, would be S.O.L.
    My hubby just said the friend would say I gave it to your wife, and then the wife couldn't deny it.
    I'm no liar, but this is Nora and 200.00...
    if I WAS Nora..."Nope. He's taking you for a ride!" :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    good one

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    that is hilarious

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    ROFLOL!!!!

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    Oooops!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
    oh my goodness, Bw! If I was Nora, I'd be $200.00 richer, and hubby, would be S.O.L.
    My hubby just said the friend would say I gave it to your wife, and then the wife couldn't deny it.
    I'm no liar, but this is Nora and 200.00...
    if I WAS Nora..."Nope. He's taking you for a ride!" :lol:
    this is the best part!

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    i agree. that was the $200 that nora earned, not the $200 that was owing to hubby. hubby's money was a DIFFERENT $200. :lol:

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