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Thread: joke ..........flat tire....funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
    The man replied, "I have a flat tire."
    The passerby asked, "But what's with t he flowers?"
    The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

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    That's pretty redneck. Love it though!

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    Nothin like a good joke to start the day!

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    Member lmiller1978's Avatar
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    and yes...people really do speak like that up here..lol

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    Super Member IBQUILTIN's Avatar
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    Thanx for the chuckle Ditter

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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