Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a
Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish
a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness that is a very expensive faucet. It's
certainly out of my price bracket."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that
Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for
Mary paused for a moment..... and then shouted back, "No, but I will
This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!