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Thread: Joke: The Home Depot

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Joke: The Home Depot

    Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
    missing.

    He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a
    hinge.

    Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish
    serving
    a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

    When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that
    faucet?"

    The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is
    $500.00.
    Mary exclaimed, "My goodness that is a very expensive faucet. It's
    certainly out of my price bracket."
    She then proceeded to describe the hinge that
    Charlie had sent her to buy.
    The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
    to
    get one.
    From the storeroom the manager yelled, "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for
    the
    hinge?!"
    Mary paused for a moment..... and then shouted back, "No, but I will
    for
    the faucet.."
    This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!
    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    Very good! I just copied and sent it to a friend of mine who is a manager of a hardware store. I think she'll get a kick out of it.
    Arlene

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    Very funny!

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    Very funny!!

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    That's a great one, can't wait to tell my husband. He'll never send me to Home Depot on a errand again.

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    Good laugh!

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    This is just to funny, Love it!!!!

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    tee hee!!!!!!
    Cathy

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    I have a BIL that works at Lowe's. I'll have to send it to him!

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