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    Funny, but useful, too! I'll have to remember that one.

    Yes, there's a way to quote more than one person. I'll PM you how.

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    Oh how I wish you were my neighbor, just reading your post's keep me laughing, thank you so much for keeping us all in stitches!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by julia58
    Oh how I wish you were my neighbor, just reading your post's keep me laughing, thank you so much for keeping us all in stitches!!!!
    Virginia? you never know :wink:

    edited to say i love williamsburg, too :lol: :lol:

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    Oh Butterflywing, That's a very good one, started off my day with a good laugh.

    You know, there is some real truth in that story, patients are usually in the dark about the status of their health. May in Jersey

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    oops! My finger got stuck! :wink:

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    Loved it!!

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    good one :D :D :D

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    Hope this one is just as funny as the last one:

    Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.

    Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

    The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

    When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

    The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

    She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

    The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.

    Happy Tuesday! Edie

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    Hysterical!

    Quote Originally Posted by ERhausfrau
    Hope this one is just as funny as the last one:

    Three women, two younger, and one Senior Citizen, were sitting in a sauna.

    Sunddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.

    The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

    When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

    The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressicve. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

    She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

    The older woman finally said..........."Well, will you look at that....I'm getting a fax.

    Happy Tuesday! Edie

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    gooder!

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