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Thread: JOKE: The Human Body

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Interesting!!!!!

    The Human Body!


    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach

    One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb.

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

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    Cute!

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    Love the last part... men are still busy checking HA!

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    my husband loved the graphics on that which didn't show up on the copy and paste. it was a guy LHAO and beating the floor with his fists!

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    LOL LOL ROFLOL !! :)

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    Thumbs lie.

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by raptureready
    Thumbs lie.

    ROFLWMK!!!!!!!


    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Taking my tape measure downstairs right now. Think DH will let me measure? LOL

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    Lol, thumbs do lie!

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    How true!!! :lol: :lol:

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