wolflady

Thank You,
I have been down in the dumps all day, and now am laughing, tytyty.

Carron

This is funny but kind of scarry at the same time.

Gramma B

Ssevere weather alert said blowing snow and possible white outs. He was asked, "how long will the white-outs last. I don't want to miss them!

CMARAS1234

My husband was a chef, and a new dishwasher ask him over and over "now what do you want me to do,?" Finally My hubby said, Why dont you go pick the flysk-t out of the pepper.And when I walked thru the dining room, he was very busy emptying the pepper shakers onto a tray.


HERE'S YOUR SIGN

frog54

:lol: :lol: :lol: so much fun

BarbaraSue

Oh, I thought they dropped the common sense class for failure to comply. :lol:

chris_quilts

Here's mine: Today, I am trying to find a vintage Singer donor machine. Guy says he knows what I need and comes back with a plastic screw. I tell him I need a metal screw so he goes for another screw. He comes back with another plastic screw and tells me Singer never made all metal machines. I saaid I thought thast was funny because I own about 10 vinatge all metal Singer machines. He says I must be mistaken, like I can't read Singer on a metal machine. Needless to say, I didn't buy the plastic screw and won't go back there.

2Chuckie2

We were on holiday in Maorca recently, and we were shopping for supplies in the local supermarket. I wanted half a pound of cheese cut from a large block and for a second couldn't remember the weight so asked for half a kilometer of cheese.!! Fortunately my hand gestures were enough for the assistant to understand.!!!

katigirl

hehehehehe

BarbaraSue

actually I'd like a "NO" box. There can be a list with boxes by all of them, but at the end a box that just says NO. So we have to keep looking until the garbage is picked up, and we have someone serious about the job. IMHO