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Thread: Joke: Important Message

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    Super Member joeyoz's Avatar
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    You've heard about people who have been abducted and had
    >> their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
    >>
    >> My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years
    >> ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else's thighs.
    >> It was just that quick. The replacements had the texture of
    >> cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and what happened to
    >> mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs.
    >> Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my
    >> life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.
    >>
    >> My butt was next.. I knew it was the same gang, because they
    >> took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had
    >> stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least
    >> three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd have to
    >> give up my jeans in favor of long skirts.
    >>
    >> Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched. One
    >> morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the
    >> flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of
    >> the hairbrush.. This was really getting scary - my body was
    >> being replaced one section at a time. What could they do to
    >> me next?
    >>
    >> When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with
    >> a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the
    >> world wake up and smell the coffee! Those 'plastic' surgeons
    >> are using REAL replacement body parts - stolen from you and
    >> me! The next time someone you know has something 'lifted',
    >> look again - was it lifted from you?
    >> THIS IS NOT A HOAX. This is happening to women everywhere
    >> every night.
    >> WARN YOUR FRIENDS!
    >>
    >> P. S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my Boobs. I was
    >> lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of
    >> bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in
    >> my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my
    >> waistband..
    >>
    >> Thought this was too 'important' not to pass on.... Have a
    >> wonderful day - with a joy filled heart. Always remember to
    >> laugh!! Helps the heart AND the wrinkles!!
    >>
    >> p.p.s. Those same thieves come in my closet and shrink my
    >> clothes! How do they do it????
    >>

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    OMG sooooo funny. :lol: :lol: :-)

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    LMBO this is a good one :thumbup:

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    Would be funny --- if it hadn't happened to ME!! :cry: :cry:

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    that is sooooo funny...almost doused the monitor with my pepsi on that... :D :D :D

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    PMSL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Also crying because it's happening to me too! :cry: :lol:

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