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Thread: JOKE: Or, Maybe Not

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    While the C-5 was turning over its engines, the female loadmaster gave the G.I.'s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

    Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan '

    An old Master Sergeant. sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

    When the loadmaster came by, he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?'

    'Yes,' said the loadmaster, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.'

    'My God,' he said, 'I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think, with only women up there in the cockpit.'

    'That's another thing, Sergeant,' said the loadmaster, 'We no longer call it the cockpit.'

    'It's the Box Office.'


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    'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s**t.'

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    Oh that is so funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL. My army sergeant daughter enjoyed that one!!!

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    LOL...that was great..the laugh I needed to finish my evening..I love it..I have to send that so some friends....
    Thanks

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    can i make that my desktop? he's either laughing his butt off or he has to pee. ROFLMAO!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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