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Thread: A joke from MO Quilt's website

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    A joke from MO Quilt's website

    After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.

    "Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."

    "That's right, Johnny, I did."

    "And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."

    "Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"

    "Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"
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    Good one!!!!!

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    I've got a virtual grave yard in my house!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kitsie View Post
    I've got a virtual grave yard in my house!!
    You & me both, sister!
    (`v)
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    (.(. (..`..♥ rebecca

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    How funny!

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    Cute. I hope that Pastor doesn't come to my house!

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    Sounds like my house. LOL. Thanks for sharing.

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