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A joke from MO Quilt's website

Old 06-16-2012, 09:29 PM
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After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family.

"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust."

"That's right, Johnny, I did."

"And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."

"Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?"

"Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"
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Old 06-17-2012, 05:21 AM
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Good one!!!!!
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:35 AM
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I've got a virtual grave yard in my house!!
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Old 06-17-2012, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Kitsie View Post
I've got a virtual grave yard in my house!!
You & me both, sister!
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How funny!
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Cute. I hope that Pastor doesn't come to my house!
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:14 PM
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Sounds like my house. LOL. Thanks for sharing.
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