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Thread: JOKE - Never saw it coming

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    A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer
    negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
    from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
    Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes
    it home.. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs,
    put it on, and model it for him.
    Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so
    sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll
    do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund
    for myself."
    She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
    The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
    iron it!"
    He never heard the shot.
    Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of
    flowers to the National Association for Retarded Husbands (NARH)

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    Too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    O my that is too funny! I would have shot him too!!!

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    i would have shot him too.

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    i would have shot him and then dressed him in the negligee to be found.

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    I didn't see that coming either. So funny. Thanks for sharing.

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    Thanks for the laugh.

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