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Thread: JOKE: No Sunday Paper!!

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    JOKE: No Sunday Paper!!

    This is dedicated to all of us who are seniors, to all of you who know seniors,
    and to all of you who will become seniors.




    "WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!" The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
    "Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday
    paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".
    There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, ... "Well, dang, that explains why no one was at church either."
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    if you can't fly as high as you want, fly as high as you can. -me.

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    Lololololololol!!
    No one has ever become poor by giving. - Anne Frank
    Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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    that is cute, love it.

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    Been there done that

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    The joys of getting old

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    LOL. I understand..........

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    OMan I am glad someone else out there is in the same boat !LOL really dislike it when I get days mixed up !LOL

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    That's cute. Its a real bugger when I'm a day ahead and my DH is a day behind!
    Maybe some day it will all be nice and fancy!

    Slowly getting back into the swing of things!

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    Hehehe, hahaha, Hehehehehehe!!!!!!

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    Too funny!!!
    "Every positive thought is a step in the right direction.

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