JOKE: Older and Sadder
10-31-2009, 01:30 PM
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Sexy and She Cooks!
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J.C. Penney and he was sobbing his eyes out.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee."
I asked, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."
I asked again, "Well so why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."
I asked yet again, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!"
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J.C. Penney and he was sobbing his eyes out.
I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee."
I asked, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."
I asked again, "Well so why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."
I asked yet again, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!"
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10-31-2009, 05:05 PM
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yup, that would be a good reason! he's hungry :wink:
BTW, thanks for putting the word JOKE, on all of your joke posts, as me and hubby look for them, when he gets bored with the telly. You always find the good ones :lol:
BTW, thanks for putting the word JOKE, on all of your joke posts, as me and hubby look for them, when he gets bored with the telly. You always find the good ones :lol:
11-01-2009, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
yup, that would be a good reason! he's hungry :wink:
BTW, thanks for putting the word JOKE, on all of your joke posts, as me and hubby look for them, when he gets bored with the telly. You always find the good ones :lol:
BTW, thanks for putting the word JOKE, on all of your joke posts, as me and hubby look for them, when he gets bored with the telly. You always find the good ones :lol:
11-02-2009, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by butterflywing
Originally Posted by bearisgray
Originally Posted by butterflywing
aaaaah! but for what?
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