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Old 11-16-2009, 04:07 PM
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There once was an Indian who had only one testicle
and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that
name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally
cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone
again I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called
him that any more.

Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He
jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
the forest where he made love to her all day and
all night. He made love to her all the next day,
until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given name until A woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being
away. Yellow Bird, who was BlueBird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him
and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
then he made love to her all day, made love to her all
night, made love to her all the next day, made love to
her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!


Why ???


OH, come on .... take a guess !!!


Think about it !!!


You're going to love this !!!


Everyone knows ...

You can't kill Two Birds

With OneStone!!!



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Old 11-16-2009, 04:43 PM
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ROFLMBO
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You bring joy to my office with every joke. I have a few characters with whom I can share. So THANKS and ROFLMAOOL
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That is hilarious.......love it.
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That is SO bad! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i assume that bad is good? :mrgreen:
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OMG.........I nearly fell off my chair.
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Old 11-17-2009, 12:17 AM
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That rates :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally Posted by butterflywing
i assume that bad is good? :mrgreen:
Yep! :D

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