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Thread: JOKE: Riddle

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    Super Member butterflywing's Avatar
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    What Gets Longer When Pulled,
    Fits Between your Boobs,
    Inserts Neatly in a Hole
    AND Works Best When Jerked?




    Scroll down for answer......









    A Seatbelt you pervert! Buckle up!

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    well I tried hard to make it a zipper, but guess you found me out :lol:

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    who let you out? what were you doing out?

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    Well, my mind went in the wrong direction. :oops: :oops: :oops: Naughty me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Oh my...........I am a pervert. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Pervert here too... but I guess that doesn't surprise you! :mrgreen:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by k3n
    Pervert here too... but I guess that doesn't surprise you! :mrgreen:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    no surprises there, k :lol:

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    You know me so well! :oops: :lol:

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