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Thread: JOKE: A Short Love Story

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    A man and a woman who had never met before,
    but who were both married to other people,
    found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
    they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

    I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

    I'm awfully cold.'

    'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

    'Wow!........ That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

    'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f***ing blanket.'

    After a moment of silence, .....................he farted..


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    LMBO Good One!!!

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    Terrible, really sad. You raised such expectations... okay, I laughed. :lol:

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    Just saw this! :mrgreen:

    Very funny! Maybe I won't get married again... :lol:

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    puhleeeze! don't let that stop you! :roll: :roll:

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    Quote Originally Posted by butterflywing
    puhleeeze! don't let that stop you! :roll: :roll:
    Well I WOULD get him the blanket BUT he'd still fart soooooo....!

    :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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    That is so funny. Thanks for my laugh today.

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    Good one!! BW!! Thanks!

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