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Old 01-10-2010, 09:24 PM
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Welcome to TPA (Terrorist - Proof Airlines)

We at TPA are in the flying business.

We can absolutely guarantee NO walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE BOMBS, or other weapons will ever be carried onto our flights.

Book your flights with TPA, the safest airline in the world. Because if a terrorist sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide, so please forward.
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Old 01-10-2010, 10:59 PM
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lol, and nothing hidden in their underwear!
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Old 01-11-2010, 04:57 AM
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Funny!!!
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:14 AM
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Oh my. So funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Old 01-11-2010, 11:21 AM
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LMBO BW..... that just might solve all of the problems...but I think it would also curtail any air travel for me in the future :wink:
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by amma
LMBO BW..... that just might solve all of the problems...but I think it would also curtail any air travel for me in the future :wink:
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Old 01-11-2010, 01:27 PM
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Wow, I wish my backside looked as good as hers does in the picture. Wishful thinking, I know.

You would NEVER catch me going nekkid on a flight - or anywhere in public for that matter.
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LMAO!! well it may get more people to travel!
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Old 01-13-2010, 11:49 AM
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If I tried it the only thing it would guarantee is that I got the isle to myself! now extra leg room.. may be worth it. Nah would scare myself sick too I am afraid.
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LOL. I can think of one place a nekkid terrorist can stick a bomb!
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