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Thread: Just a cute funny

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    Super Member Enchanted Quilter's Avatar
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    On the Lighter Side

    Marriage Counseling:

    After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

    On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

    fish bitingFinally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.

    The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'

    'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'

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    :P

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    hehehehehe good one!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehe

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    Cute

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    Another cute one!

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