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Old 04-15-2011, 06:22 PM
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One day, a man came home and was greeted at the door by his wife who was dressed in a very sexy nightie.



“Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”



So he tied her up and went golfing.
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Old 04-15-2011, 06:23 PM
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Hahahahahahaha!!!! That's a good one!! :D:D
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Old 04-15-2011, 06:24 PM
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LOL!!!!!
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Old 04-15-2011, 06:27 PM
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It would be funny but the truth hurts! Just kidding. My DBF doesn't golf-he'd go fishing!
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Hahahahahah!!!
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