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    Old 04-15-2012, 05:11 PM
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    Default Just had to share this funny:
    A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
    The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife
    ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

    "Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
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    Old 04-15-2012, 05:41 PM
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    Good one!
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    Old 04-15-2012, 06:21 PM
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    Love it!!!!!
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    Old 04-16-2012, 04:11 AM
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    love it. that is a great one.
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    Old 04-16-2012, 11:42 AM
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    another oldie, but still a goodie!
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    Old 04-16-2012, 12:07 PM
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    You made my day!
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    Old 04-16-2012, 04:43 PM
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    LOL I like that one!
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    Old 04-16-2012, 06:36 PM
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    Had to share this one with DH as well as your 'Olie and Bessie' post....you made both of our days....
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    Old 04-16-2012, 06:44 PM
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    Funny. Made me laugh. Hadn't heard this before.
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    love that one. had not heard it before.
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