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Thread: It just shows....you've got to be....

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    Senior Member Elfi2's Avatar
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    Cool It just shows....you've got to be....

    ...careful when you play up!!!!

    For two years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
    Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money to go to Italy and secretly
    have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
    She agreed, but asked how would he know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
    One day, nine months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey!", she said "you received a very strange post card today."
    He said 'just give it to me and I will explain later'. She watched as he read the card, turned white and fainted.
    On the card was written:

    Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti

    Three with meatballs, two without...send extra sauce!!!!!
    Elfi
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    That is very funny. Thank you

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    Good one...thanks for a morning chuckle.
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    Way too funny. Made us laugh.

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    That was funny!
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    A good one - thanks!

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    that's pretty funny

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    Very funny.
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    That was sooooooo funny. I really needed a chuckle today as we are preparing for Sandy..

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    That was two funny. Thanks for sharing.

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