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Thread: Just a weeeee bit of a baby

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    An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission, he began to search for the perfect woman.
    Shortly thereafter, he met a hillbilly who had three gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. He explained his mission to the man and asked for permission to marry one of them. The father simply replied, "Well, they's lookin' to git married so looky them over and pick the one you want."
    The man dated the first daughter and the next day told the father -"Well, she's just a weeeee bit -not that you can hardly notice -pigeon toed." The hillbilly nodded and suggested the man date another one. The next day, the man said -"Well, she's just a weeeee bit -not that you can hardly notice -cross eyed." The hillbilly nodded and suggested he date the final daughter. The next morning, the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's Perfect! She's the one I want to marry."
    They were wed right away. Months later, a baby was born. When the man rushed to the nursery, he was horrified!The baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human he had ever seen. He went to his father-in-law and demanded to know how such a thing could happen considering the beauty of the parents.
    "Well," explained the hillbilly, "she was just a weeeee bit -not so's you could hardly notice, pregnant when you met her."

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    he deserved that didn't he?

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    Funny!!!

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    Good chuckle for the day. Thanks

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    Love it! Wish I dared use it in the club newsletter. :/

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    Well, I was more than a weeee bit amused :-)

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    funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by carmen garcia
    he deserved that didn't he?
    I agree 100% plus a wee bit more...lol...Naomi
    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    LOL thanks for the laugh

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    LMAO, too cute!

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