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Thread: The Lamaze class (joke)

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    Super Member Chasing Hawk's Avatar
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    The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing.
    The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances and coaching at this stage of the plan.

    "Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.
    "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

    The room was very quiet. Finally, a guy in the group raised his hand. "Yes?" asked the instructor.
    "Is it okay if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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    Power Poster CarrieAnne's Avatar
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    Thats too funny!!

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    Oh so funny. Thanks for sharing.

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    My child would have been fatherless lol

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    LOL that's just wrong.... as a penalty he needs to change a diapers for the first year !!
    Think anyone mentioned to him that after delivery, all greens fees go towards, diapers and college savings ??

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    That's why woman is spelled...Wo....man!!! :lol:

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    TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LMBO Good One!

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