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Old 07-08-2011, 04:56 AM
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Married Four Times







The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady

because she had just gotten married

for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions

about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands

and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."



Oh, just hush-up

and send this one on...

You know you're going to!
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Old 07-08-2011, 04:58 AM
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Yep, you are so right! I sure am! Loved it! :D
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Old 07-08-2011, 05:04 AM
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Cute!
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Old 07-08-2011, 05:46 AM
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I like that, cute
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Old 07-08-2011, 06:47 AM
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Just did pass it on! Very cute!
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Old 07-08-2011, 07:22 AM
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Thank you so much for that laugh!
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Old 07-08-2011, 08:59 AM
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Very cute!
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Old 07-08-2011, 09:20 AM
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Good one!
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:05 PM
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i just passed on to my three sisters.

We needed a good laugh
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Old 07-08-2011, 12:13 PM
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Cute Love It!!!
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