Saw this in a senior newspaper:
Eclipse: what a barber does for a living.
Eyedropper: a clumsy opthalmologist.
Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.
Paradox: two physicians.
Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.
Polarize: what penguins see with.
Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief: what trees do in the spring.
Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.
Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size six.
Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.