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Thread: Laughing Matters: Definitions

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    Super Member ljptexas's Avatar
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    Saw this in a senior newspaper:

    Eclipse: what a barber does for a living.

    Eyedropper: a clumsy opthalmologist.

    Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

    Paradox: two physicians.

    Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

    Polarize: what penguins see with.

    Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

    Relief: what trees do in the spring.

    Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

    Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size six.

    Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

    Subdued: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.

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    a regular here MegsAnn's Avatar
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    clever

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    Super Member Anael's Avatar
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    LOL

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    very cute :lol:

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    loved these ... had to share them on facebook :-D

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