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Old 08-30-2011, 05:39 AM
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Saw this in a senior newspaper:

Eclipse: what a barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: a clumsy opthalmologist.

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does.

Paradox: two physicians.

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm.

Polarize: what penguins see with.

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief: what trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size six.

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man.
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Old 08-30-2011, 09:50 AM
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Old 08-30-2011, 01:08 PM
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LOL
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:39 PM
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very cute :lol:
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:10 PM
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loved these ... had to share them on facebook :-D
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