Left Brain strikes again!

Old 06-07-2012, 04:21 PM
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Default Left Brain strikes again!

I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion...

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the women's hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:24 PM
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To funny, gave me a good laugh.
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by crafty pat View Post
To funny, gave me a good laugh.
Me too,l May in Jersey
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Old 06-07-2012, 04:32 PM
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funny, I'm still laughing.
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. Funny!!!!!!!
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Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!
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poor girl would need therapy if I did that! Thanks for the chuckle.

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Originally Posted by quiltedkitty View Post
funny, I'm still laughing.
Me, too, tho I gotta level with you... sounds about like something I'd do... LOL!
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That is too funny!!!!!
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That is funny!
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