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Thread: Little boys - jokes

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    Super Member ptquilts's Avatar
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    in honor of my 2 GS's coming to visit today (counting down the minutes!!) Here are 2 jokes.

    A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
    Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
    "What?"
    "I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
    "No. You had your chance. Lights out."
    Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
    "WHAT?"
    "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
    "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
    Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
    "WHAT!"
    "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
    *******************

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
    "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
    "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

    A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
    "The big sissy."

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    :lol:

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    LOL!

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    Thank you. :D I needed a smile.

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    I love these, thanks for the giggle.

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    LMBO I love both jokes! :D:D:D

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    These are cute. :D :D :D

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Cute!

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