Little boys - jokes

Old 08-21-2011, 07:23 AM
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in honor of my 2 GS's coming to visit today (counting down the minutes!!) Here are 2 jokes.

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"
*******************

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice:
"The big sissy."
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Old 08-21-2011, 07:27 AM
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:lol:
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Old 08-21-2011, 07:33 AM
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LOL!
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Old 08-21-2011, 07:42 AM
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Thank you. :D I needed a smile.
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Old 08-21-2011, 07:50 AM
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I love these, thanks for the giggle.
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Old 08-21-2011, 08:01 AM
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LMBO I love both jokes! :D:D:D
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Old 08-21-2011, 08:04 AM
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These are cute. :D :D :D
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:lol: :lol:
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Old 08-21-2011, 09:10 AM
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Cute!
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