The Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85
years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home
at $7000 per month.
I like long walks,especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information
in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND MY FAVORITE....
“Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
“I look just fine.”
You could run this over to your friends; But just e-mail it to them