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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity ....funny!!

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Old 07-06-2011, 05:21 PM
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.

2. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

3. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along At The Opera.

5. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.

6. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

7. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

8. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.




Enjoy The Ride, Life is Short!!
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:26 PM
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This is hilarious
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:28 PM
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Oh my goodness - you are just too funny!! Thanks for the giggle. :lol:
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:29 PM
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Umm....about #8. LOL, suppose someone actually did this! Too funny!
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Oh Ditter...you have done it again...lol :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Naomi
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:43 PM
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Where do you find these things?
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Old 07-06-2011, 05:54 PM
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Ditter is at it again!! LOL
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I was just thinking yesterday that I miss Ditter's jokes
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Oh Thank you! Thank you!! You have my whole household laughing!! :)
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Whenever I write a check to a friend, I always put something dirty on the memo line! (Things I can't write here!!!)
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