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Old 03-14-2011, 02:48 AM
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Man

Man is a woman's best friend.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do;
to live without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enableher to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

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No wait...... sorry....... I'm thinking of wine.

It’s wine that does all that.

Sorry.
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:53 AM
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LoL!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-14-2011, 03:15 AM
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love it, just had to share
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I never knew that it was because I am teetotal that life is tough at times. Perhaps I should start drinking!
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Ha ha ha! That was great :-D
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Old 03-14-2011, 06:14 AM
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Oh so funny. Thanks for my mornings laugh.
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Old 03-14-2011, 06:36 AM
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Too funny!
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That was perfect! Thanks so much for the chuckle! :D
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lol
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LOL oh lovely!
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