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Thread: A mans point of view

  1. 01-20-2011, 05:08 PM #1
    morelcabin
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    AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE
    DAY AND SAID, "Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP
    CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I
    GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL. NOW I HAVE A
    $500,000..00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV,
    BUT
    I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT
    HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS."

    MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT
    25-YEAR-OLD GAL, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING
    IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND
    WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

    AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE
    CRISIS.
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  2. 01-20-2011, 05:09 PM #2
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    Hee Hee!
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  3. 01-20-2011, 05:11 PM #3
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    I wonder what the men on the board think of this one. It's really cute, but they may not think so! :lol:
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  4. 01-20-2011, 05:19 PM #4
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    My husband (of 47 years) laughed with me over this one! Thanks for the amusement! He knows he would never have the patience for a 25YO again!
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  5. 01-20-2011, 05:29 PM #5
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    My DH told me when I turned 40 he was going to trade me on two twentys. I said "Honey you ain't wired for 220." He never threatened that again!

    Sweet thing also use to call me his Marshmellow Venus!

    Oh yeah...I still miss him after 17 years!
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  6. 01-20-2011, 05:45 PM #6
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    rofl, thanks for sharing
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  7. 01-20-2011, 06:01 PM #7
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    lol...she probably has all her "grocery" money put aside too.
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  8. 01-20-2011, 07:11 PM #8
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    lol cute
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  9. 01-20-2011, 08:32 PM #9
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    BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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  10. 01-20-2011, 08:34 PM #10
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    That's a funny one. Thanks for the laugh.
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