May I ask who's calling?

Old 06-01-2011, 09:25 AM
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Calling the doctor, a man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.

"No," the man said, "this is her husband."
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Old 06-01-2011, 09:33 AM
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cute ;-)
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Old 06-01-2011, 09:36 AM
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oh my, what a confused nervous man! thanks.
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poor guy
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made me chuckle, sounds like something my dh might have said
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LOL, thanks for the giggle :)
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Thank you I can't believe how funny this is. LOL
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roflol :)
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Now, that's a "groaner" !! Thanks for the snicker.
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Now, that's a "groaner" !! Thanks for the snicker.
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