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Thread: Melting Princess ** Joke

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    Melting Princess ** Joke

    > Once upon a time there lived a king.
    > The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
    >
    > But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would
    melt.
    > No matter what;
    >
    > Metal,
    > Wood,
    > Stone,
    > Anything she touched would melt.
    >
    > Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry
    her.
    >
    > The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter?
    >
    > He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king,
    > 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
    hands,
    > she will be cured.'
    >
    > The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
    >
    > The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his
    daughter
    >
    > an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's
    > wealth...
    >
    > THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
    >
    > The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
    >
    >
    >
    > But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
    > The prince went away sadly ..
    >
    >
    > The second prince brought diamonds.
    >
    >
    > He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and
    would not
    > melt. But alas, once the princess touched them, they melted.
    >
    > He too was sent away disappointed.
    >
    > The third prince approached. He told the princess,
    > 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.'
    >
    > The princess did as she was told, though she turned red .
    >
    >
    >
    > She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
    > And it did not melt!!!
    >
    > The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
    >
    > And the third prince married the princess and they both lived
    happily ever
    > after.
    >
    > Question: What was in the prince's pants?
    >
    >
    >
    > M&M's of course.
    >
    > They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
    > What were you thinking??
    > I STILL WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES!!!!

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    Very cute!

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    ha, ha, ha. i wondered what it was!!!

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    That's a good one!
    ♥♥♥ Loving Mama ♥♥♥

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    Cute cute cute

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    that is great one. love it. lol

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    That was a "gotcha"....made me smile.....

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    Do we all have evil minds?
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