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Thread: Merry Christmas but beware!

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    Senior Member gramqlts's Avatar
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    Red face Merry Christmas but beware!

    Public safety announcement:
    Arkansas changed the laws making it illegal to keep a deer in captivity. Be on the lookout for a guy that has 9 of them. He watches little kids while they sleep. Stalking them to find out if they are law abiding. He commits millions of counts of residential burglary annually. He leaves his wife only to be seen with little men wearing spandex pants, pointed ears and pointed shoes. This man is portrayed as a "legend" or a "hero" but use caution, few have witnessed him and lived to report it. If found, do not try to apprehend him and contact your local law enforcement. He is said to be armed with many weapons
    Sandy


    Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly...on a broomstick! We are flexible like that. People really shouldn't mess with Angels!

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    Is there a reward for his "capture"?
    "Be yourself...everyone else is taken."
    Strong people don't put others down...they build them up."
    "Remember that your instincts are more important than rules"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jcrow View Post
    Is there a reward for his "capture"?
    a lifetime of nothing but coal in your stocking.
    I Quilt, I Nap, I Quilt Some More ... Aaaaah, The Good Life!

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    love this , makes a person smile.the coal would be used in the furnace if we capture the great man

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    LOL, too funny! Love the Papillon in your avatar!
    Beth

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    When I kissed him under the misletoe last night....HE DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS MARRIED...OR ABOUT The little men in tights....WHAT A PLAYER!!!

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    Very cute.
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    This life is the only one you get - enjoy it before you lose it.

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    I have heard that his laundry/dry cleaning bill is astronomical.
    Yooper32 aka: Donna B

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    All I have to say is .. LMAO!!!!!!!!!! love the comments
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    Funny! Thanks for sharing.
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