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Thread: The Minister's Son - FUNNY

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    Super Member Sunnie's Avatar
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    While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased.
    The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he goes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

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    ROFL. Out of the mouths of babes!! Thanks for the laughter.

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Cute!! :)

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    Warning: That will cause endless giggles - don't read while drinking hot liquid!

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    :lol: :lol:

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    Too funny...

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    You never know what a child will say.

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    LOL. I love it.

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    Cute!!

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