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Thread: Moose hunting (joke)

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    Super Member Chasing Hawk's Avatar
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    Four guys have been going to the same moose camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

    Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

    Two days later the three get to the camping site
    only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

    “Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

    “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday.”

    “Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair at home and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said. ‘guess Who?’ I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie.

    She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes!

    She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

    So, here I am.

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    OMG!!! That's hilarious!

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    Too funny. MEN????

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    Sounds like something my cousin would do. He figures that his wife or some woman is around all the time, hunting season is only once a year. LOL

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    That WAS good, lol!

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    whoo whooooo too bad he couldnt leave her ther till the end of hunting season. rofl

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    Too funny. I will pass this one on!! Thanks!! :lol: :lol:

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    ROFLMBO

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    ROFL!!!


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    LMBO

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