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Thread: Mother's Milk....funny!

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    Mother's Milk....funny!

    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.
    One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

    However, he wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.


    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.


    3) It is always the right temperature.


    4) It is inexpensive.


    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.


    6) It is always available as needed.
    And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:


    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.






    He got an A.
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    Thanks Ditter!! I had to clean the coffee splatter off my monitor after reading answer number 7!
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    Made me laugh, once again. Thanks!

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    Wow! It's hard to make me laugh some days, but this one worked very well!

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    ALL seven seem like good answers.

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    good one ,lol Barb
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    That one was funny. I passed it on.

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    Too funny!! I had to share this one!

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    Hehehehehehehe....funny

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    Thank you for sharing. Too funny!

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