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Old 04-13-2012, 06:26 PM
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My DD has been in the hospital again so my time has been limited...Had to share this with you though!!


A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery Store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,
"Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street
a coupla blocks and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday.
I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on...
You don't even know the way to the Post Office."
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Old 04-13-2012, 06:54 PM
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Very cute, leave it to a child to see things clearly.
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Old 04-13-2012, 06:59 PM
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Funny one!
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Old 04-14-2012, 09:40 AM
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So sorry to hear about your DD, will include her in my prayers. Thanks for the funny!
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Hope she gets to feeling better! Love your jokes! Always know you will have a good one. Hugs to both.
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Good one Ditter! Out of the mouth of babes, had a good chuckle.
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Ditter, I was thinking about asking where you've been in a post yesterday or today. Now I know. Hope DD is doing better now. Loved your funny.
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Out of the mouths of babes! Thanks for the smile!
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Now thats funny!!!
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Prayers for your DD. Hope she is feeling better. Thanks for the funny.I always enjoy them.
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