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Thread: To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. Funny

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    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. Funny

    To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine..

    And those who don't and are seen with a bottle of water in their hand.

    As Ben Franklin said:
    In wine there is wisdom,
    In beer there is freedom,
    In water there is bacteria.

    In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces.

    In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

    However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

    Remember:
    Water = Poop,
    Wine = Health

    Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of poop.

    There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service

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    Ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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    this a good public servcie announcement. Thanks for the laugh.

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    ROTFL...that one is great! Thanks,
    Anita


    I'd rather be stitchin' than in the kitchen!

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    It is so good I am going to steal it and share!!!

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    I knew there was a reason I don't drink cold water and the only cold thing I drink is Rolling Rock

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    Before I get down to the business of quilting,I always come here for a joke. Thank!! ROFLOL will share

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    guess I better open the wine and enjoy a glass!

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    This is why I stick to the hard stuff... Dr. Pepper... LOL!
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    And I'll just bet you changed a particular word a couple of times!
    Too funny!

    Jan in VA
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    peacefully colors my world.

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