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Thread: New Alphabet for Seniors

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    Senior Member BeckyL's Avatar
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    New Alphabet :
    A is for apple, and B is for boat,
    that used to be right, but now it won't float!
    Age before beauty is what we once said,
    but let's be a bit more realistic instead.




    Now The Alphabet:

    A's for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?


    D is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
    F is for fissures and fluid retention, G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.


    H high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show.
    J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend.
    L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
    N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


    P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
    Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.


    S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
    U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.


    W for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found.
    Yfor another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind!


    I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
    and I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!


    HAVE A GREAT DAY !

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    cute

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    :D:D:D

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    :)

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    :thumbup:

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    Love it!

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    Oh dear, I DO know that alphabet. lol

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