Tiggersmom

I just saw this quote on another site..........(drum roll please)..........

A friend told me I was delusional....I nearly fell of my unicorn.

If I added all these quotes my fingers would be worn to nubs.

Taylorsgram

My all time favorite:

I am so confused. I don't know if I found a rope or lost my horse.

tapper

I like......Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most!

Kitsie

My autnt's old standby: "If we had bacon, we could have bacon and eggs, if we had eggs".

Jingle

You can't fix stupid.

This is no rehearsal.

This is the only life you get, use it before you lose it.

Others on here have some great says in their signature line.

hybearn8er

I bought my husband a hat that says "if it wasn't for flashbacks I'd have no memory at all".

Halo

I have a T-shirt that says " I got this T-shirt for my husband, Good trade Huh!". Of course I would never trade him for anything. He even, after 42 years together, still opens the door for me on my side of the car & when we go into any store.

sparkys_mom

God, grant me patience and I want it RIGHT NOW.

Jan in VA

Years ago I loved, "I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun." There were days I truly felt like that!

Jan in VA

bearisgray

My current new saying:

Not my circus, not my monkey.