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Old 02-19-2014, 03:47 AM
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Wink OK, for the ones that need a laugh kick-start for the day!!!
Taxi driver picks up 3 guests, completely stone drunk. He thinks about a good way of making easy money. So he starts the car, waits a few minutes and turns off the ignition and tells the guests they have arrived at their destination. The first one stumbles out, pays for the fare, the second one nearly falls out and says thank you and the 3rd one hits the taxi driver behind the ears. Taxi driver thinks "oh that's one who has noticed what I've done" but he asks the guy anyway why he it him. Answer: "Next time don't drive so fast, you nearly killed us!!!!"
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Old 02-19-2014, 04:05 AM
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That is soooo funny! Thanks for 1st laugh of day!!!
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LOL very cute.
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Very funny!
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Ha :-) thanks for the morning giggle
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Thanks for the laugh ~ I needed that!
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Old 02-20-2014, 10:21 AM
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Good one, will have to remember that.
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HEHEHEH !! too funny thanks for sharing !
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Very funny! LOL!
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Too funny......
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