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Thread: The Old Nun....funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    The Old Nun....funny

    An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them.

    She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating. Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"









    They shook their heads and looked at each other, very confused.. One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?" One of the steelworkers yelled down , "Why?"



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    The worker yelled back, "'Cause his mom's here with his lunch."
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    Very funny!

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    Good one ..... !
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    very funny! thanks
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    Oh cute. I wonder if they will keep this post here since it mentions the Lord, Jesus? I put a verse and number of scripture in my signature and twice it "disappeared". I got the message.
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    That's SOOOO funny! My husband and I are both cracking up over it. In the AMs when I do QB, I now ask my husband if he wants a "Ditter." He likes your jokes, too! Thanks!
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    Awe, it's funny, but sad too!
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    Thats cute, and so funny, nobody would dare delete a ditter.
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    Funny. (And, of course, quite different from a Bible quote)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Latrinka View Post
    Awe, it's funny, but sad too!
    Ditto! Ditto! Ditto!!.....
    It cracked me up too but.... Sooo, sooo sad....
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