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Thread: Ole Fills In....funny!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A doctor in Duluth Minnesota wanted to get Off work and go hunting,

    so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'

    'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.

    The doctor goes hunting and returns

    The following day and asks: 'So, Ole,
    How was your day?'

    Ole told him that he took care of

    Three patients. 'The first one had a
    Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'

    'Bravo, mate, and the second one?'

    Asks the doctor.
    'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir,' says Ole.

    'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?' asks the Doctor.


    'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
    Like a flame, she undresses herself,

    Taking off everything including

    Her panties and lies

    Down on the table and shouts:

    HELP ME - I haven't
    Seen a man in over two years!!'

    'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole,

    What did you do?' asks the doctor.









    'I put drops in her eyes!!
    .



    You thought I was sending a dirty joke!!

    NOT ME!
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    oh I see ! lol

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    that is so funny

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    you and your jokes, always make me lol!

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    thanks for the funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by slstitcher
    you and your jokes, always make me lol!
    That's the whole idea!!! :D

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    Oh, Ditter! I just love Ole and Lena jokes! Growing up in Minnesota - I used to hear a bunch of them . I can just "hear" the exaggerated Norwegian accent :) thanks for the laugh!!

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